Trego's Mountain Ear

"Serving North Lincoln County"

Author: michaelmccurry

  • Brit Got 3 Years 9 Months For Gunpowder Recipe

    I’m reading that Martin Paul Gilleard will be spending most of the next 4 years in the slammer for having a hand-written note on making gunpowder. England is a strange place. As I read the article, I couldn’t help wondering why anyone would need to keep the proportions of black powder written down.

    The ingredients are simple – potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur. The proportions are easy to remember – 75, 15, 10. So long as you remember that the 75% refers to potassium nitrate, you can’t screw up too badly. It still puzzles me that a man pushing fifty would need to write the recipe down. On the other hand, I recall how, at ten years old, finding out the proportions was more of a challenge – but we didn’t have the internet back then. Heck, learning that potassium nitrate was the modern term for saltpeter made the process simple – back in 1960 that substance was sold in fertilizer sacks.

    I don’t know why it was important to know how to make black powder – experimenting with explosives manufacturing always seemed like a good way to lose fingers. Still, in England the ability to make your own gunpowder might be handy . . . and is obviously controlled. Finding sulfur is the challenge – though I can list counties where it has been mined in Montana, and any place with hot springs is probably worth examining. I produce charcoal enough by accident just burning a wood stove – and Europe used manure management to produce the potassium nitrate. It seems a brit can spend a long time in a sassenach prison for writing down information that just clatters around the brain of an aggie who once shot black powder revolvers in the US.

    So I got on line – I can buy 10 pounds of KNO3 for $37.95 and the stuff is 99.7% pure. Another sack is offered, describing the chemical as “used for high energy exothermic reactions.” Thinking of the cost of Haz-mat shipping for black powder, I can see why folks might want to roll their own. A pound of sulfur is going for about twenty dollars. I don’t think manufacturing gun powder at home is for me – but I can understand why the Brits may get excited over the knowledge being readily available. I’d rather pay a little more and let someone else take the risks.

  • A Glimpse at the Hungry

    With the government shutdown, and the loss of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program shut down, I recall a man that I accidentally encountered half a lifetime ago, when I worked at FVCC’s Lincoln County Campus in Libby. There had been a program in the old Gymnasium, giving out food. This guy had received his supplemental food, opened the package, sat down between two cars where he wouldn’t be noticed, and started chowing down on a loaf of bread. I noticed him because one of the cars was mine – and he was both hungry and embarrassed at being seen wolfing down bread without even adding peanut butter.

    And I think of SNAP – the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. I suspect that it has gone to some – possibly a lot of – illegal immigrants. That’s one of those spots where the data isn’t there. And when data isn’t available, it’s a pretty good guess that someone chose to make it unavailable. So be it. I see comments of generations on food stamps. I suspect there are more than a few native borne Americans who qualify there, too. The point is that personally, I like eating too much to want to see anyone as hungry as that guy was over 30 years ago. Then it was the mill and mine closed down – somehow it seems worse when people are going hungry because our elected senators can’t or won’t come to agreement.

    See, I could anticipate the mills going down – back in the seventies, the USDA had FIP – the Forestry Incentives Program. Someone had already calculated out that the federal timberland harvests weren’t sustainable. Sure, the Spotted Owl and the Sierra Club got popular credit – but I first heard that the mills wouldn’t last at my eighth grade graduation in 1963. The closures weren’t a surprise – they were seen 30 years earlier – and the forester who predicted it at my eighth grade graduation wasn’t the first to do the calculation. And there was more excuse for the hungry man eating bread without butter or condiment, hidden by my Yugo, then, than there is with the government shutdown.

    It’s not like I have no stories of tough times and food stamps. When I took the job teaching at Trinidad State, I showed up at the end of February – and found that my salary for 3 months was going to be paid out in six installments over the next six months. Essentially, I was on half pay and I had definitely not taken a job at double the money. The house I rented was next door to some nice looking duplexes – which I later learned were Trinidad Housing Authority. The lady next door made a point of claiming and borrowing her grandson for the occupancy checks – I’m pretty sure she was tipped off ahead of the checks. On the other hand, the lady next to her was surprised by the occupancy check on a Saturday morning – and I watched her boyfriend head out the back yard, and hurdle a 4 foot fence while wearing only his BVDs and carrying his pants and shoes. If it were an Olympic event, he would have been at least a bronze medalist.

    But back to my thoughts at the food stamps – it was about a week after the guy’s escape from the occupancy. Renata and I were down at Safeway as I attempted to find the best marbled chunk of Holstein cow labeled ‘7-bone steak’ and marketed at 78 cents a pound. He and his girlfriend – my neighbor 2 doors down in subsidized housing – were just ahead of us in the checkout line – buying lobster with food stamps. Definitely a day without justice – though 40 years later, I’m sure I have a better story to tell about his run across the backyard, the uphill jump over the fence, and then getting dressed in the alley. I think the housing authority had some rule about a man in the house . . . and the housing authority had a man waiting in the alley the next time they did an occupancy check. So, yeah, I recognize there is some misuse of the system. I resented watching that couple leave the checkout with a lobster while I was carefully selecting the best looking cheapest cut of beef (well, actually the yellow fat attested to it being from a dairy cow). The system did, and likely still does get a bit of abuse.

    With the shutdown, I’m thinking of the GS-5’s who are working without pay. Sure, there’s no pay going out for the 11’s, the 12’s, the 13’s – but I remember a COLA under Jimmy Carter, where the GS-4 and 5 employees received a lower percentage than the folks who were 7’s and above. That memory probably tells you where I was in 1979. In 1980, I corrected my 1976 presidential vote, making a personal contribution to Jimmy’s record as a one-term president. I haven’t changed my mind – people’s livelihoods and meals aren’t something to be capriciously used as bargaining chips.

    So I’d like to make Congress a little more accessible to the average American. Let any new candidate fund his or her campaign with however much they can raise. On the other hand, limit incumbents to half the funding of their previous campaign. In a couple of elections, that should take care of the incumbent advantage. Then, to make moving to Washington DC affordable, well, Trump has pretty much shut down the department of education. They’re talking about moving a bunch of agencies out into flyover country. That will leave a couple of buildings that can be remodeled into Congressional and Senatorial dormitories. It would be a lot cheaper to live in a dorm than buy a DC house – and security for our elected officials would be easier. A congressional cafeteria in the dorm, armed guards on the doors – think of the savings to the taxpayer. I’ll play with this idea a little more – I like the thought.

  • Sick

    One of the problems of being 75 and having a toddler grandson is that the little guy is a plague vector. This time I was left with him, and the next day I had his runny nose and cough. I didn’t think it was fair – but diseases in general aren’t fair. The problem is, Remi handles the head cold better than I do.

    Before retirement, I took these diseases in stride – eating OTC meds like candy and pushing through the day. My work was too important to take time off because of poor health. Now, retired, I’m making a little more sense – I’m awake this morning, feeling a little better than I did 36 hours ago, and as soon as I start feeling tired again, I will be headed back to bed. I used to claim that I would catch up on sleep when I’m dead. Still probably true, but correcting the sleep deficit now has some appeal.

    After 72 hours, I’m breathing again – the nose no longer runs, and the world is a much more attractive place. At 6:00 am, a light snow covers the field, reflecting light before dawn. Simply enough, life is good. Again.

  • No More Princes

    The Brits seem to have started their own “no kings” movement. Personally, I think they did better with a queen – either Elizabeth seems to have done a solid job. But with Prince Harry and Prince Andrew both losing the title, it looks like the un-beheaded King Charles (so described as to avoid confusion with his beheaded predecessor Charles I) is running his own “no kings” program.

    Both former prince Harry and Former prince Andrew, by all reports, were competent, well-regarded junior officers, one in Afghanistan and the other in the Falkland Islands. On the other hand, Queen Elizabeth (then Princess) trained as a mechanic and driver. While that sounds like an enlisted job, she was commissioned. Still, it may be significant that the lady did have vocational skills.

    Now the first (beheaded) King Charles basically started the United Kingdom’s ‘No Kings’ movement – his problems with parliament started when he took over the job as king (1625) and ended when he was beheaded in 1649. Since his successor was a guy named Oliver Cromwell, I suppose you might say King Charles I and Oliver Cromwell basically started the ‘No Kings’ movement for the English-speaking world. And now Charles III is getting rid of spare princes.

    As I look at King Charles (any of the three) and Queen Elizabeth (either of the two) I can’t help but believe the queens both did better jobs than the Kings. No princes may be a good step toward ‘No Kings’.

  • Poor Maintenance is Just Another Form of Debt

    I’m working at remodeling the old service station. The most interesting thing is that the repairs aren’t a whole lot different than what I read my old high school (now the middle school) needs – and the comments on that read like it would be cheaper and easier just to tear it down and start anew.

    My first task was replacing the roof – once the leaks were repaired, other work could proceed. Like the old high school, we’ll be adding another frame to the inside wall – simply enough, the insulation of 1966 hasn’t been adequate for a long time. Framing in a second, internal wall will give seven inches for insulation . The copper tubing used for plumbing will be replaced by pex. Deferring maintenance – whether a building or a piece of equipment – just means you’ll be paying more later.

    Someone early in the building’s history removed a load bearing wall. We put it back in, within a couple of inches of the original. The sheetrock cracks disappeared as the 20 ton hydraulic jack took out the sag – it shows where the work should have been done years ago – but it’s OK, the repairs are coming along.

    Once we get the old store part fixed, the challenge will be getting the old logging camp cookshack moved a bit toward the south, and, if we can, getting a solid foundation under it. I’ve got the idea that the cookshack and bunkhouse were used in railroad logging down along the Kootenai until about 1936, and that Don Boslaugh brought them up to Trego to work in the impact with Westwood Acres 30 years later. There’s too much history in the old logging camp buildings not to do a little bit of restoration. Again, deferred maintenance is a debt that has to be paid sooner or later.

  • When Humor Left the Darwin Awards

    Time was when I found humor in the Darwin Awards – it’s a little sick, but people did find some humorous ways to die. Hell, it’s a lot sick – but humor tends to be a case of something happening to someone else. It was here in Trego, when someone commented that it looked like someone in Brookings had just got a Darwin award.

    For anyone unfamiliar with the Darwin awards, they’re given for removing oneself from the gene pool in some spectacular manner. The young man in Brookings did that – though I don’t know if he made it into the book. When I returned to campus (SDSU) I learned more – his mother was the department secretary on the floor below my office. And she was a friend.

    Frankly, she handled her son’s death better than I would have – though that may be small praise. The question was simple: How could he do something so stupid?” The answer was in the question – he wasn’t real bright, and he had read how to make a bomb from sparklers on the net. Reading the cautions would have been a good idea – but he was assembling his bomb in his lap when he pushed in one sparkler too many. I didn’t answer – and there was no honest way of saying he didn’t suffer.

    But I haven’t read anything on the Darwin Awards since I listened to her grief. The humor was gone.