This column is dedicated to our elected leaders who couldn’t lead a fraternity party to a free kegger. People who couldn’t lead a liberty party from the gangplank to the nearest saloon. People who are elected to a position and decide that gives them the power to insist on their own chosen illegalities.
They range from school board members to the President of these United States. If you like Trump, then take a moment to remember the four years of Joe Biden “leadership.” Even if you don’t like Trump, think back on Slow Joe. The man kept being elected by Delaware – 2 years on the county council, then 36 years in the US Senate, 8 years as Vice-President, culminating in a 4 year debacle as President. He epitomized the Peter Principle – he spent 48 years in elected offices that were above his level of competence. Being elected so many times, with so little ability, is a testimony to his drive for power and personality.
While Biden found that the small state of Delaware matched his limited talents and boundless ego, we have other spots that match irresponsible voters with incompetent or unmotivated candidates. In some cases, we limit the candidate pool – I’ll mention the County School Superintendent position, only because I spent 5 years with the Soup’s office next to mine. There were varying degrees of competence in the three that I knew from our proximity and the two I worked with as a board member. Those five examples are enough to give me some ideas.
I’ve seen a new phrase – “Schrodinger’s Government” that describes a system caught between competence and incompetence, between legitimate and illegitimate, between authoritative and incompetent. Those that are in power support “Schrodinger’s Government” as representative and democratic. Those who are out of power see moral flaws and illegitimacy that deserve only protest and resistance. The term “Schrodinger’s Government” is a takeoff on Schrodinger’s Cat – a quantum physics experiment where the cat has an equal probability of being alive or dead until the box that contains it is opened.
Back to the County Soup – the position requires a teaching certificate and three years experience teaching public schools. That requirement leads to a shallow pool of candidates – much like Delaware where the state is a little over half the size of Lincoln County. Limiting the candidate pool limits the potential for excellence, and leads to “Schrodinger’s Government.” There are some damn poor teachers who have three years experience and a license.
Minneapolis has been a case study in “Schrodinger’s Government,” showing the man who was the candidate for VP just 15 months ago crossing political swords with the man who was duly elected President. Thing is, Minneapolis is more the norm than the exception – let me describe “Schrodinger’s Government” in Lincoln County, where it has existed for years.
First, let’s look at the county’s geography: when Lincoln County was carved out of Flathead County, the idea was to develop a geographically connected county – where all of the communities were in the same (Kootenai) watershed, and all save two were served by the railroad (and those two had some creative school district boundaries that allowed them some railroad tax base). But good and equitable ideas only last so long as our elected representatives vote to maintain them. And Libby Dam came along to play hell with the county’s planned geographic integrity.
If we look at Lincoln County’s three largest towns (and high schools) we see that the Libby area has almost half the population but about a third of the tax base. Small wonder why the north county folks, with nearly half the tax base but only a third of the population view Libby much like Alberta’s separatist movement sees Ottawa. Our founding fathers were bothered by taxation without representation – here we see the problems of taxation by the representatives from a more populous area, compounded with the fact that the location of the county seat means most of the elected officials live in that district. It’s a geographically smaller version of the “Game of Thrones.” Schrodinger’s Government.
In the north county, the County High School was located in Eureka. Eureka’s elementary board saw that, by unifying the high school district with their own elementary district they would be able to tax an area that they had no intention of serving. In 1988, the Eureka and Rexford school districts voted to unify the districts. They were unified, and the County Superintendent told them to change the name of Lincoln County High School (and she left the office and the county, with no successor who would enforce that). They didn’t change the name, but they did take over the high school district – and added taxable land (mostly railroad) that they had no intention of serving. Schrodinger’s Government by design. To be in keeping with the laws, they could have named it Eureka Unified, or even Lincoln Not a County High School. I suppose they figure that they stole it fair and square. With the County Soup absent, they created Schrodinger’s Government.
Iran shows Schrodinger’s Government at work. 47 years ago, 98 percent of the population voted to have an Islamic Republic. Now, that Islamic Republic has lost nearly all connection with the Iranian people – well over half of the mosques have been burned, some of the vocal Iranians are calling themselves Persians and calling for a return to Zoroastrianism. And their Supreme Leader is announcing the protestors as “Enemies of God.” Schrodinger’s Government. I give thanks that I have never lived under a theocracy. Even if the regime is overthrown, Iran will have decades of quiet murders as old scores are settled under a new regime.
To our north – Alberta and Quebec both have separatist movements that, if successful, will scuttle Canada. You don’t get secessionist movements this visible without Schrodinger’s Government.
One of my grad students enjoyed telling me that libertarians should never be elected because they believe that government doesn’t work. That may have been an indictment for seeing things as they are.


